What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What disgusts you?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How can one learn to talk frankly?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?